"time" : xxx, (numeric) The transaction time expressed in UNIX epoch time.
"timereceived" : xxx, (numeric) The time received expressed in UNIX epoch time.
In the output, every single "transaction" appears to have the exact same
timereceived timestamps, killing my theory that
time meant when the transaction was
timereceived referring to when the local Bitcoin Core first "saw" it.
It feels like I've asked about every single little part of Bitcoin Core online by now. I cannot fathom how anyone can get anything related to Bitcoin done when the documentation is this nonsensical/nonexistent.