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Mr.President
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Drunken Tyromancy is the practice of psychic martial art (like Drunken Boxing Kung Fu, but using sarcasm, satire, pathos etc.), performed with cheese and wine, and which acts as a cathartic remedy for living in a world run by ideologically insane imbeciles who haven't figured out that "being a d!ck" is neither exceptional, nor elite, nor is it any form of achievement.

A Wookie-Hobbit Hybrid is any person like myself, who looks like the love-child of a Hobbit with gigantism that shagged a Wookie after a big night out at The Green Dragon.

Favourite Paradox - "The Exception Paradox": which basically states that IF for every rule there is at least one exception, THEN the exception to this one being that it has no exception.

Favourite Colour (yes that is how you spell it seppos):

Blue ... No, Green ... AAAARRRRGHHH!

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